Election Language Translation

 

  • · Consult = Comprises two words 'Con' and 'Sult' as in in'sult'. Makes you feel all warm while you are being ignored
  • · Working with the Community = As in working with putty and precedes every bad initiative, should be 'Working on the Community'
  • · Improvement = often used when something that used to be satisfactory has deteriorated and demonstrates Ministers are forced to no longer ignoring the issue
  • · ' We are working to improve' = Means that this is the only answer you will ever get.
  • · 'Kennett did it' = We have no other excuses or spin to rely on
  • · Media Unit = Labour Government Propaganda and distortion group which is full of units
  • · Community Safety = Safety is an issue that can't be challenged so we can hide behind its spurious use to secure civil compliance
  • · Road Safety Cameras = Taxation point and heavy handed policing of drivers
  • · Gov Transport Plan = One day we can ride 'flying pigs' to work
  • · Water Target 155 = We can't manage water, it's now your problem
  • · Smart Meters = In your interest we are spending your money on something you don't want
  • · MYKI = Black hole of mismanagement, given to some, required of public servants to make it appear it is working
  • · 'The Reality is' = Standby you are about to be verbally assaulted
  • · 'The facts are' = I can say anything and you won't dispute it as you are ignorant
  • · Planning = State public service employment plan sponsored by developers to share what is not theirs to start with ... our homes
  • · Development = State sanctioned rape of suburbs by low scrupled parasites
  • · Brumby = the unelected leftovers from one of the worst managed governments in Vic history
  • · Better Fairer Victoria = Premier Brumby about to spin us again
  • Major Projects = You mean, Desal, North South Pipeline, Dredging, Fast Trains, NSW Freight line, Metro Trains, Southern Cross Roof, MYKI, Smart Meters.